Wow, you guys.
I'm just a girl with a blog looking at the internet and asking it to like me. And you did! You really like me. Wow wow wow. So much love and support for the last post and the blog. Thank you so much! I guess I shouldn't follow every post with a thank you post but this one time I think it will be okay. So, thank you. Allow me to introduce a new segment to the blog... Grandpa's Grumblings My grandpa is 95, he will be 96 next month. Today he made a joke about suicide, I think. (Begin scene.) Hearing Aid Man: Your hearing has gotten much worse. I had to increase your prescription quite a bit. Grandpa: Should I just shoot myself in the head? (Pause.) Hearing Aid Man: (pause.) (pause.) (pause.) Heh, no, Sir. (End scene.) But, for reals, Grandpa, what would be the point? You're in the 10th inning already. Leave suicide to the young kids.* So yeah, Grandpa is a hoot. *I don't think people should shoot themselv...