How do I get on a comedy show?
Put me on your show! I've gone to 3 open mics, when do I headline? Whoa. Buddy. Whoa. Calm all your tits. One does not just get. on. a. show. These things take time. Unless, you have tits, then, less time. (And whatever you do, don't calm them.) You've gone to 3 open mics. Good job. Well done. You got up, you left the house, you did a thing. A+. That is some tough stuff. And you got on stage, hopefully, and people watched you, hopefully, and maybe even listened to you a little, maybe even chuckled. There may have been a guffaw, perhaps. Super cool. What else are you doing at these mics? While stage time is important, you might as well be productive, you put on pants already, seize the night. Watch some other sets, ideally, watch the whole dang show. What? It's long? It's boring? Now you know how your audience feels. They've been through a lot and don't care that you've waited 2 hours to get up. They...