Girly Jokes
...your next comedian is a Lady. First of all, if you're reading this because you're a girl considering entering the comedy scene, stop googling these articles right now, write some jokes and go to an open mic, girlfriend. Because you're stalling and I get it (I love stalling!) but this is just one of those things ya gotta just do and see what happens. You may suck, it is pretty likely you will suck. But so will 50-99% of the other people that night. And you won't see them crying, 'cause sucking is totally part of the game, batch. (Figurative 'sucking,' we will discuss literal 'sucking' in the next paragraph.) NO LITERAL SUCKING ! Stay away from those nasty, nasty boys, boys are gross. (And girls.) But for reals, if you're doing this for comedy's sake stay away from those nasty boys (and girls). If you're doing this to get your 'thot' on, you do you, girl. You picked a good spot, you sneaky, sneaky hoe...